A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible. The entirety of the human experience could be found there, without exception.
After the service, the preacher was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look it up.
The following week, after service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read ...
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
1608 - Pythia
2 days ago
Oh that's good!
ReplyDeleteTsk! Tsk!
ReplyDeleteThat's one I will remember so I can tell my husband! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a very merry Christmas, that Santa brings you everything you deserve and that it doesn’t take too long to work off the effects of Christmas dinner.
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lol! I love it.
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A big laugh to start my day. This is my first visit to your blog and I think I'm gonna like it!!!!
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